My signature on NaNoWriMo.org (it cuts off on the page, so I thought I'd post it in full here):

• Title: "The Dream Thief"
• Genre: Fantasy
• Theme: Have courage in the face of failure (coming-of-age adventure)
• # of times main character has tried to flee reality for faerie: 3
• # of times it actually worked: 0
• How the MC finally gets there: on the back of a shape changing dog
• # of royal families slaughtered: 3/4ths
• # of demons as secondary characters: 1
• # of angsty princes: 1
• # of sibling relationships that have a lot to do with the plot: at last count, 3
• # of forests in the dream kingdom of Ambrosia: 3
• # of bottomless impasses on the way to the dark magic reside of the Unknown: 1 (but isn't one enough?)