I added a short, rough sample below. Thought one was due, and it does a pretty good job of summarizing at least how the first part of the story goes.

35, 114!!

Yay.

Oh man, though, what a mess my manuscript is. I use an ergonomic keyboard at work (the kind that's folded in the middle), I have a full-sized wireless keyboard at home, and then I have my laptop keyboard. Between making my hands dance over all those different layouts, I'm lucky if every third word comes out to be what I want it to. And that is not even taking into account the fact that I am the world's worst speller. No one will steal my story, cuz it's written in code!

imediantly = immediately (spelling)
scracht = scratch (fast typing mistake)
wouldn = sound (???)
hight = height
knwo = know
vaugly = vaguely
impliments = implements
Porage, grule? = Porridge, gruel (ha!)


Oh my god, and so many more (those were just from a few paragraphs I wrote today.)
Those of you who can spell, are you cringing right now???